Things About My Mama

My coy look

Hey this is the Dis, that’s me up there, nice and cozy on the quilt, see, lord and master of all I observe?  This is what my mama sees most of the time when she looks up from computer.  The chair was her Daddies (I never met him but I’ve heard tales about candy bars and spoiling dogs).

Head prop position

This is the position I assume when I’m a bit tired but want to keep an eye on my mama.  She’s been known to escape ya know and hard telling what kind of trouble she could get into by herself!  The thing sitting on the bench is her bread maker, she says she’s making bread more, I’m thinking she needs to make STEAK and ROAST more?  Yes that’s a pedal tractor in the family room, they do make those grandkids go outside to ride them most of the time though.

I can feel myself slipping

I must keep awake though, my services in barking @ a car or guarding my mama against that horrible evil cat named Meany may be needed @ any second.  BTW did you notice the pink pepto hair around my mouth.  I’m feeling better now.  Mama keeps telling me the white rug in the living room is not my make believe newspaper, whoooooops!  More on Mama’s Blog.

I'm falling.......

Oh well, I’ll sense it when she gets up out of her chair, I’m sure I will……zzzzzzz

old keyboard

Do you notice anything about this keyboard other than mama really needs to clean it (remember I only use this one once every couple months and dust do collect)?  Like no one else can use it unless they touch type because part of the keys aren’t even showing the letters anymore.  It’s really funny when my Uncle tries to use it (my daddies brother) he curses and yells, my Daddy can sort of remember where the letters should be.  The bad thing is my mama has worn out like 5 or 6 of these, and a couple wireless ones.  Maybe she should have written a book about ME with all that useless typing?

50th wedding

My mama found this picture and she says I can show you, it’s my uncle and people I can’t place but Mama says they are her mommy and daddy and it was something like a 50th anniversary?  I wonder if that is like a 50th birthday?   I knows my Uncle (mama says he was just being obstinate wearing suspenders to his parents 50th wedding anniversary) (My mama also says she wasn’t fed as a child which should be obvious but I’m thinking she’s always done those diet things?) My mama said that my sisters were in high school when this taken which makes mama sort of old.   Mama said she knows she almost forgot to do her mama’s hair and it doesn’t look like she did her own either?  She also says she really does love her brother, he was just saying horribly annoying embarrassing things when the picture was taken.  (imagine?)  She also says she wasn’t a nurse, that was her linen suit that she had for like years and years, she just was a bit skinnier then.  And those ARE her parents and that is her brother, she was just an afterthought big time.

I wonder where the Dis was in these pictures?  I’m ALWAYS in pictures?  And there was cake there and I wasn’t there?  Wonder if they put me in a crate!!!?  Oh well.  Mama wrote on her Missouri Books Blog about Cesar Millan’s newest book A Member of the Family.  Personally I think it should be the leader of the pack or the king of the family but if poor delusional Cesar wants to pretend he’s in charge that’s fine with me.  I’ll let the humans have their fantasy life as long as it doesn’t interfere with cheese, meat, and warm beds.